Spoilers below.
Last episode, Belly and Conrad experienced an erotically charged moment as she came to his aid after a surfing accident. The moment left the soon-to-be-married college student confused, but a few weeks have since passed. Season 3, episode 7, “Last Hurrah,” opens with Belly still in Cousins with Conrad, and her wedding is in three days. In voice over, she claims to have recovered from the intense exchange. Then she hears Conrad yell from a minor injury upstairs and runs to be by his side. He is okay, but sees her noticing his leg scar and they have some tense eye contact before Belly runs off again, reminding her former boyfriend that her fiancé will be here soon.
At the office, Steven is more and more interested in Denise, offering to take her to the wedding. She seems more fascinated by their secret video game project, but there’s definitely some flirtation going on. They catch the next train to Cousins together.
Jere arrives at the house with gift bag goodies, which include Smirnoff Ice (they’ll be icing people at the wedding) and some blunts. It’s gonna be a wild one! Conrad manages to put on a cheerful face as Jere comes in and has even planned a bachelor party for his brother.
Laurel and John have arrived for the wedding and run into Adam with Kayleigh, his infamous mistress, at the hotel. Laurel is pretty annoyed, but thanks them for helping with the wedding. As usual, Adam is a bit of a pill about paying for everything. Laurel gives Kayleigh her number for any last minute issues, but she obviously hopes not to hear from her.
Taylor, Anika, and their friends arrive in Cousins for Belly’s bachelorette, which is taking place the same night as Jere’s party. With the two guest lists crossing paths, Jere seems to be trying to set up Conrad with Anika. The crew lights up the grill and their rollies, and everyone chills by the pool. Taylor has planned a bar crawl for when the sun goes down and Anika says she’s hoping to find someone to make out with tonight. She’s interested in Conrad for sure, and Belly says it would be fine if she went for him… which Taylor doesn’t believe.
Taylor’s mind is, of course, on Steven, who arrives with Denise. Steven introduces them and Taylor makes an effort to act like she’s just friends with the love of her life. When the former lovers are left alone, Taylor notes Steven’s vibe with Denise. He is rightfully concerned, but Taylor insists they’re just friends and she supports him. He tells her he trusts her and adds, “Don’t do me dirty.”
Belly, Taylor, and Anika rehearse their reception dance up in the bedroom, which may blow up on TikTok, but does seem a bit “middle school talent show” for a wedding. Still, Belly struggles with the choreo. Downstairs, Denise is watching the bachelors’ efforts, saying their moves are a bit “cringey.” But she is gradually won over by their masculine charm, especially Steven’s. Jere and Conrad have a convo, where Jere says he’s mostly given up weed because of work and Belly. He admits that Adam has offered him a full time job in the fall and he will finish school online. Conrad warns him that he can do better than “following in dad’s footsteps.”
Jere seems irritated, but thanks Conrad for caring for the house—and Belly. Awkward. The bride, meanwhile, is cleaning up her beloved home after the bachelors, annoyed by the messy shenanigans. Conrad comes in to help her and Jere finds them. He seems aware of the dynamic playing out here, as does Belly, and she makes an effort to show her allegiance to Jere by forcing him to clean up with her instead.
That night, she gets ready for their bar crawl and Jere interrupts for a solo talk. He says he’s missed her all day while she’s been with her girls. It seems like they haven’t had time alone in a while. They start kissing and Jere has sex on his mind while Belly is thinking about doing her hair. His interests win out and they make love. In bed afterwards, they agree to meet up post-party tonight on the beach.
After the boys and girls part ways, Belly admits to her gals that her body count is two: Conrad and Jere. She ends up drinking on behalf of Anika and Taylor’s past lovers, ordering 10 tequila shots. The guys are also enjoying the bar, and they start chatting about Denise. The brothers think she’s a great match for Steven, but Conrad seems to wonder if he’ll really go for it in front of Taylor.
John and Laurel are also out at the bar, but they’re talking about Kayleigh, who is texting a lot. Laurel’s mind is on Suzannah and how much she wishes she was here. They reflect on her bachelorette, when she went to a strip club. The convo turns flirtatious, but John doesn’t want to hook up if it means conflict after. It doesn’t take much for him to throw in the towel though, and soon these divorcés are necking at the bar.
Belly is pretty tipsy and emotional and starts telling Taylor how much she loves her and how thankful she is for her effort as a maid of honor. She finds out that Taylor isn’t the reason Laurel showed at her bridal shower. Then, Conrad walks around the corner. Belly reflects on how Conrad always seems to show up just when she needs him and remembers an incident where she lost track of time on a shopping expedition as a kid after insisting she could be on her own. In the flashback, Conrad is looking out for her, and she suspects he still is now. But when all the guys appear, her smile is for Jeremiah.
As the fellas continue on their bach, Belly stops Conrad to ask about the bridal shower. He admits he talked to Laurel, but won’t take credit. She asks why he did it, and he says because it was important to her and on her wedding day, he thinks she should have “everything she ever pictured.”
Steven and Denise show up and Taylor poaches Denise for the bachelorette night. Belly is shook and decides to deal with bad feelings by eating a weed gummy. Things are about to go off the rails.
Jere’s friends are trying to convince him to go overboard and go to Bali and just in general show he is an unreliable life partner. Only Conrad seems aware of the potential repercussions, but his mild warnings rub Jere the wrong way. He gives Conrad a pointed speech about how he and Belly will be taking care of each other now and they are family.
Taylor tries to chat up Denise and brings up having dated Steven. Denise makes a comment about Taylor “tying him up into knots” and it gets less friendly. Denise says Steven would never see her romantically, but Taylor generously states she pictures Steven with a girl like Denise. She encourages her to call him.
“I just want him to be happy,” says Taylor, making herself very unhappy.
Steven bails to hang with Denise, leaving Conrad as the only co-best man standing. Jere throws booze all over him. On the dance floor, Belly keeps thinking of Conrad and their best moments together. She tries to shake it off, but the weed gummy has taken control. In the bathroom, she starts confessing to Taylor that Conrad has done so much for her over the years. She starts panicking about how quickly the wedding is coming and how it is not her dream. The only thing she ever used to picture at her wedding was Conrad.
She ends up confessing that she and Conrad spent Christmas in Cousins together and it was the beginning of her doubts about Jeremiah. She still hasn’t told Jere and seems to think now she has to, which Taylor tries to discourage. Nothing happened! Belly admits she is really high and they decide to go back to the house.
At the bachelor party, Conrad finds out about Jere’s infidelity in Cabo and is about to go ballistic before his brother starts barfing up the entire night. Conrad leaves in disgust. Jere is still barfing by the time they get home, leaving Belly solo on the beach. Taylor receives them in horror, feeling even worse after realizing Steven is still out with Denise. Taylor gets a call from Lucinda and admits that Denise is a great match for Steven and says that she doesn’t want to hang onto him if he doesn’t want her. She ends up insulting her mother, calling her “clingy.”
Taylor’s machinations have indeed pushed Steven and Denise together and she invites him to her room. However, they run into Lucinda at the inn before sharing a kiss, where Lucinda has been nurturing her hurt feelings with alcohol. Steven ends up helping her to her room, listening to Lucinda confess how much she wants good things for Taylor.
Drunk Belly thinks she’s meeting Jere on the beach, but finds Conrad there, of course. Weakened by all the night’s revelations, Conrad invites her up into the intimate wooden overlook. He actually badmouths Jere, talking about how drunk his brother was, and Belly defends him. She is about to leave when Conrad tells her that Jere cheated in Cabo.
It’s not news to Belly. But it is surprising to Conrad that she is still marrying him. What is acceptable to her is unacceptable to him.
“You’re not the kind of person who would take that from a guy,” he tells her. Once the dam breaks, Conrad lets out everything he’s been keeping in, questioning the entire wedding. Finally, he apologizes and admits his only actual issue is just that he still loves her.
“I don’t think I’ll ever get you out of my system,” he tells her. “You will always be there, here.”
Belly is skeptical, saying he is just reacting to the marriage. But Conrad denies it. She tells him it is too late and that saying this now is “fucked.”
But Conrad keeps going, now in tears. He reveals everything he has kept to himself for four years, explaining how he broke up with Belly so he wouldn’t keep hurting her. But the summer of close proximity broke him down. When he sees her, all his other life plans are ruined. He loves his brother, but hates seeing them together, and he hates himself for doing this now—but he needs her to not marry Jeremiah and be with him instead.
“You will never be what Jere is to me,” Belly tells him coldly. “He is my best friend and he doesn’t take it away when things get hard.”
She concludes, “You and I were never anything,” before walking away down the beach. Belly throws one more look over her shoulder before falling down on her knees and sobbing.
When she gets back to the house, Belly finds Jere passed out on his bed and doesn’t join him. She finds Taylor and shares her bed. Her best friend notes Belly never got to meet up with Jere and that she was on the beach a long time. Taylor guesses Conrad was out there, too. Belly asks just to sleep for now, crying. Conrad sits alone outside, haunted by his own confessions.
Yay! Wedding in two days!
